Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
And that’s how she got to the same party as me. Oh shit. I skipped something. Damn it. This whole robot bit. I made a big deal, then I like totally forgot. Fuck, this is bad narrating. Like my dad telling a joke. “Oh, wait back up. I forgot to tell you the cowboy rode a blue horse.” Fuck. Anyway, I don’t know if you want to see it now, but here’s the fucking robot stuff for your viewing pleasure. Can I say “fuck” more?
Jalla! Jalla! (2000)
Police : Well, how did this happen?
Måns : Ehm, what?
Police : Well, there’s furniture on the street, under your balcony…
Måns : I accidentally dropped them…
Police : Really? How?
Måns : I don’t know… I was going to… refurbish… a little and then i tripped… it was some little… edge that…
Police : On the balcony?
Måns : Yes, exactly…
Police : With a whole drawer, a TV and an aquarium?
Måns : Mm…
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. “Oh, Debbie. Hi.” Two, you always call the shots. “Kiss me. You won’t regret it.” Now three, act like wherever you are, that’s the place to be. “Isn’t this great?” Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It’s a classy move. “Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice.” And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
The Big Lebowski (1998)
Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.
The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
David: You know how I know you’re gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, “I like it when balls are in my face.”
Cal: That’s gay?
Max Fischer : What do you call getting a handjob from Mrs. Calloway in the back of her Jaguar?
Magnus Buchan : A fucking lie.
Songs from the Second Floor (2000)
We have already sacrificed our youth. Can we do more?
The Man Without a Past (2002)
M : What do I owe you?
Electrician : If you ever find me face down in the gutter, turn me around to my back.
Repo Man (1984)
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
King Arthur : Can we come up and have a look?
French Soldier : Of course not. You’re English types.
King Arthur : What are you then?
French Soldier : I’m French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
Sir Galahad : What are you doing in England?
French Soldier : Mind your own business.
The Dinner Game (1998)
Sometimes I feel like you’re really taking me for an imbecile.
Customs official : Anything to declare?
Avi : Yeah. Don’t go to England.